XiaXue Speaks: A Four-Step Guide

XiaXue is a busy girl. She has her blog, her job, and a real life. How does a normal human like me make contact with the Queen of Asian Blogging?

1) Read her blog a damn lot - I happened to witness a phantom post the morning of May the 19th. It was there for a minute and then it disapeared. This is like seeing God vanish behind a cloud. Amazing. I know I'm not crazy because my googlecache saw it too:

2) Scour your life for any connection to her post - The link was to a modeling agency. One of the girls was wearing a shirt that looked pretty similar to one I bought in Little India for S$1:

ha HA! Not just a connection - a unique connection. Perfect!

3) Make a funny picture - XiaXue doesn't want to read "oh, that shirt looks like one i got in little india. lol." Hell, no. She doesn't have the time! I threw on the shirt, took a picture, photoshopped it and came up with this:

4) Get her to look at the picture - You have to link to the picture in your comment and she has to click the link. This is a lot to ask of an internet goddess. Getting XiaXue to click your pathetic, earthly link takes zen-like restraint. The fisherman don't chase the fish around; he gets the fish to come to him. You must be casual. You must be intriguing:

Notice the typo? So did I - makes it seem like its no big deal while we all know it is a HUGE deal. This is XiaXue!

The Result:

FIVE AMAZING WORDS!

Now turn on the aircon and put your feet up cuz your heart gonna POM POM TIAO!